Bradbury “Natural” Death Reveals Sinister Corruption Regime Plot!!! BTJ Still Bowling Heat!!!

No sooner had Ray Bradbury’s daughter reported his death to the major news outlets; then she immediately called a press conference to announce findings from his papers. Chief among the papers was an essay/admission (by Ray Bradbury) that basically explains that his seminal novel Fahrenheit 451 is really about El Presidente and his corrupt government:

                              “I just knew where the future of recreational

                                bowling league governance was heading and

                               I tried to prevent it. It’s everyone else who missed

                               the point and said it was about censorship. Sure

                               that’s a great message but I was trying to point

                               out one very specific instance of censorship and

                               corruption in the TNT bowling league. Well the

                               cat’s out of the bag now isn’t it? Fahrenheit 451

                               is about El Presidente, il Padrino, and

                              the rest of the TNT  ruling body. Their constant

                              attempts to extort, swindle, and otherwise stymie

                              the honest, and god-like teams of TNT such as

                              Bigger Than Jesus and Backdoor Santa are

                              undermining the very fundamentals that

                              define bowling in America.”

Pretty brave words from a national treasure.

Dream on you Dreamer

BTJ has petitioned congress to investigate Bradbury’s death for possible “foul play” by none other than El Presidente and his Corruption crew.

In other news, last week’s attempt to stifle BTJ with increased traffic patterns resulted in our intrepid squad mates only extracting 3 points from the still puckering anus of last season’s “also-rans” Multiple Scoregasm. MS tried to jump start their night in the second game but like a 70-year old man without his Viagra, they couldn’t keep it up. The end of the night saw BTJ claiming the 2^nd spot in the rankings. That’s fine with us, no one is gunning for us and it helps us put even more pressure on the break-out stars Thunderpuss.

TP is kind of an unknown quantity this season. Are they good? Are they lucky? What started as almost certain league dominance has shown serious cracks in the past few weeks. Two weeks ago they had a point taken away from them by perennial basement dwellers Motion to Strike and just lost 3 ½ points to ham and eggers Gutter Boys.

Tonight brings up the appropriately named AWOL as our opponent. They are away on business/pleasure spreading entertainment and mild STD’s around Europe. Our hired axe is back again to unleash hellfire and damnation on our absent opponents. Chris “The Trashman” Jones is on the 1 week DL with a broken penis.

Meister out.