Well Il
Padrino has done it again. His weekly notice to the league has gone out and
once again he snubs the most electrifying, stupefying, self-aggrandizing team
in all of TNT.
He has
ignored the fact that over the last two weeks TBW!!! has been putting a hurt to
TNT. He thinks because his teams bowling shirts are kind of sharp that he doesn’t
need to mention anyone else. WRONG!!! When we offer up another thrashing of a
storied team, he will be unable to ignore us any longer.
In the
same e-mail where he ignores our accomplishments, he announces to the league
that I am under investigation stemming from allegations that I put the hurt to
league sub Carlos Hernandez. He thinks he can try and stymie us with a trumped
up charge of senior abuse, what a crock. I’ve got news for you Cortese, I never touched
Hernandez physically. I broke him with my mental game. I don’t need to touch
another player to hurt them. One look in a bowlers eyes and I get the full
measure of them. Their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. I take that knowledge
and destroy them with it. Like the time I made that kid who looks like Corky
from “Life Goes On” cry because of his lack of lane courtesy. In hindsight I’m
pretty sure that kid was actually disabled and I may be a bad person, but rules
are rules.
Meister
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