***BREAKING NEWS*** BDS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY LEAGUE OFFICIALS

It breaks my heart to break this news to you folks, but it has come to my attention that Back Door Santa is officially under investigation.

Spurred by allegations of improper sponsorship deals the TNT League Board has decided to mount a massive investigation:

BDS Accepts Coors Deal

BDS recently signed with Coors to be sponsored by the incredibly subpar brewer. However it seems sponsorship deals like these are a major no-no in TNT Bowling.

El Presidente, as a fellow blogger likes to call him, upon seeing the afformentioned article sent a strongly worded letter to the entire league:

                                 "...Teams should note that all sponsorship deals are subject

                                  to the approval of the league board before any contracts

                                  are signed...Furthermore, teams caught signing deals with

                                  with sponsors that haven't been approved are at risk of

                                  expulsion from the league."

Only one bowler had the nerve to stand up to El Presidente by merely asking where in the by-laws this rule exists. He received no answer, just a back tracking response from the powers that be.

                                  "As President I can't tell you how to run your team, but

                                   I can say that this rule will be changed and offending

                                   parties will be punished."

This is a crushing blow to the already beleaguered Back Door Santa who are still reeling from being sanctioned three weeks ago for "behavior unbecoming a TNT bowler." There are rumors spreading currently that the squad was placed under Super Secret Probation following a probe into their outlandish behavior and that's why the sponsorship deal was found out so quickly. Most signs point to a jealousy on El Presidente's part as he was hoping to "get a little captain in him" with a rum sponsorship worth tens of cents.

Team Captain and TNT Vice President Shot Boy was quoted as saying "This is complete BS, that glorious masculine, jaguar-like, man-god Kevin "I Wish I Was Him So Much It Fucking Hurts When I Pee" Meister does way more insane stuff. And no one says boo." Sorry abou that Clint, I'm just mad adorable.

As always we'll keep you up to date with any and all developments in this case. On a personal note The Bowling Wallendas stand by our BDS Brethren all the way. Some say it's solidarity, I think it's because we're hoping to score a sweet "Depends" deal real soon.