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Thursday, February 7, 2013

***SUPPLEMENTAL*** WALLENDAS!!! SNUBBED IN LATEST LEAGUE NOTIFICATION, MEISTER UNDER INVESTIGATION


Well Il Padrino has done it again. His weekly notice to the league has gone out and once again he snubs the most electrifying, stupefying, self-aggrandizing team in all of TNT.

He has ignored the fact that over the last two weeks TBW!!! has been putting a hurt to TNT. He thinks because his teams bowling shirts are kind of sharp that he doesn’t need to mention anyone else. WRONG!!! When we offer up another thrashing of a storied team, he will be unable to ignore us any longer.

In the same e-mail where he ignores our accomplishments, he announces to the league that I am under investigation stemming from allegations that I put the hurt to league sub Carlos Hernandez. He thinks he can try and stymie us with a trumped up charge of senior abuse, what a crock.  I’ve got news for you Cortese, I never touched Hernandez physically. I broke him with my mental game. I don’t need to touch another player to hurt them. One look in a bowlers eyes and I get the full measure of them. Their hopes, dreams, and aspirations. I take that knowledge and destroy them with it. Like the time I made that kid who looks like Corky from “Life Goes On” cry because of his lack of lane courtesy. In hindsight I’m pretty sure that kid was actually disabled and I may be a bad person, but rules are rules.

Meister Out

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