***BREAKING NEWS*** BDS PLAYERS GO INTO HIDING TO AVOID HEARING

Dateline Los Angeles 3-18-2011

It's come to the attention of The Bowling Wallendas that the entire team of Back Door Santa has taken a cue from Wisconsin senators and have gone into hiding to avoid a hearing next Thursday regarding their "allegedly" illegal sponsorship deal.

Team member Dynamite Chris Parish had only this comment "Meister told us not to show up, he watches the most Law & Order so he knows whats what."

In a release to the public team counsel Kevin "I got your torts reform right here" Meister had the following to say:

                                  "Current TNT "rules" are biased against teams like BDS
                                   and TBW. It's come to the point where these guys can't                                
                                   make a decent living while the fat cats at Bayshore and
                                   the TNT Board get rich of the blood and sweat of hard
                                   working players. This is TNT's secret shame and come
                                   Thursday the world will know about it."

League president El Presidente declined to comment on Meister's press release. He only said:

                                    "We're holding the hearing on Thursday, whether they're
                                      there or not. Now excuse me I have to go boating on
                                      my giant yacht that wasn't paid for with TNT funds."

It's also come to our attention that aside from league VP Shotboy all the board members own gold plated yachts. Gary Busey's brother Todd, Bayshore manager, reportedly wipes his bottom with $100 bills. When will this rampant corruption end? When will the legitimate players of TNT be able to put food on the family table? When will BDS and TBW combine to form a supergroup ala Voltron?

As always we'll keep searching for the truth.