Note the scoreboard, the "A" stands for Adam, but it could also stand for Awful. Because that's how he bowled. In a stunning one on one match-up Adam "Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi"
After league play ended Adam challenged our hero to a little bit of a bowl off. He even spotted perenial 130 average Meister 30 pins. One look at the picture lets you know that Kevin needed those pins not one bit. Adam never once was in dominant control of the game, often relying on cheap "psych outs" to try and quash Meister's never ending deluge of awesomeness.
As Meister left the 5th frame open, Adam was heard to exclaim "There it is!" ala Laurence Fishburne in Searching For Bobby Fischer. He was right; there it indeed was, but not for him sadly. That one mistake was all Meister needed to resolve not to lose that game. He bowled like a whirling dervish, legs flailing about, taunts bouncing off of him like so many bullets off superman. Adam was stunned, agog, and some in the alley say he wept*.
Adam went on to lose the next two games and hurried out of the alley under cover of darkness before a statement could be recorded.
*The last item couldn't be verified by 3 different sources so we must conclude that; while Adam probably did weep like a wee bairn, we cannot in good conscience state it as fact. The Bowling Wallendas subscribe only to the highest principles of reporting and will not print rumor as fact, unlike other bowling blogs we've seen on the net.
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